Things that Shouldn’t Still Exist:
It was December, 1999. There was rampant excitement as the new millennium approached, yet few were more ecstatic than I. For weeks I had been telling everyone that when the clock struck midnight on the 31st, a number of outdated norms, fads, values, and customs were going to instantly vanish from reality. Yes, things like bigotry, rednecks, gay-bashing, professional wrestling fans, square-dance enthusiasts— it just didn’t stand to reason they would be present in the year 2000. What perhaps started as a wishful notion quickly became a fervent vision. Yet finally when the ball fell and 2000 was upon us, the hicks across the street were still chewing tobacco and spitting onto their porch. To this day, I’m traumatized to discover what terrible, outdated shite still exists! I’ve come to realize that unless these things are documented and properly mocked, we may never leave them in our stagnant, embarrassing past. Thus, for my sanity and your enjoyment, I have begun this blog of epic criticism and mirth entitled: Things that Shouldn’t Still Exist!
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*Takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. So much more to come… I’ve also started this: http://bumperstickerresponses.tumblr.com/